The Secret Life Of Pests – Pest Control In Jacksonville
Feb 23, 2017
Hello everyone, my name is Renny the Rat, and I’m so glad you could join my colleagues and me today for the first-ever Pest Panel held in the basement of that crazy lady who hates us. With me today, we have Tommy the Termite, Anita the Ant, and Rodney the Roach. What a talented team of pests! Alright, let’s dive into our first question!
Answers About Pest Control in Jacksonville from Real Live Pests
Question 1: How do you choose which house to invade?
Anita the Ant: Well, I wouldn't call it "invading" per se—just paying a short visit. It's all in good fun. But to answer your question, I would have to say I'm most likely to pay a visit to a home where the family likes to leave open food and crumbs on the counters. I'm a sucker for a good cookie crumb or leftover scraps from your lunch two days ago.
Tommy the Termite: I love damp, moist spaces. If you have a lot of wood in your home and don't get it regularly inspected by an expert in pest control in Jacksonville, you better believe I'm going to stop for a visit—maybe even an extended stay.
Rodney the Roach: I would have to agree with Miss Anita on this one. If I wander into a home and see crumbs galore, I have no reason to leave! Clutter, cardboard boxes, and plastic bags are some of my other weak spots, and if I find those in your home, I feel like I'm in paradise.
Question 2: How quickly can you cause damage to a home?
Anita: Y'all know I don't have any bad intentions. Unfortunately, as soon as I tell one of my girls about some of the sweet treats I find left out on the counters of your home, the whole darn gang comes running! My family is so large; I'd say we could do some serious damage to your food, countertops, and surrounding areas in just a few days. We're sorry about that; Ant life is no picnic, and you gotta do what you gotta do.
Tommy: My crew can destroy your structure faster than you think. The only thing that will stop us is a professional team that specializes in pest control in Jacksonville. If you don't notice us quickly, we'll just continue feasting on your floorboards. No hard feelings; it's just nature.
Rodney: You know, I don't intend to do you any harm. Unfortunately, I'm dangerous and downright disgusting. I could easily be carrying bacteria or viruses with me wherever I go, which won't take long to spread throughout your home. I'm also hideous, and my face might scar you for life. Sorry about that.
Question 3: What would happen if a homeowner hired Lindsey Pest Services for pest control in Jacksonville?
Anita: Oh, crap.
Tommy: PLEASE DON'T.
Rodney: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *flips the table and runs*
Renny: It seems our panel of highly esteemed pests has fled the scene. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that they'd rather you didn't look to Lindsey Pest Services for pest control in Jacksonville. As a fellow pest, I'd have to agree. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm getting out of here before Lindsey Pest Control arrives!